Hawke & Howard

August 21, 2010

Fraser, I don't care if people don't like me Hawke, I have got a luv affair with the Australian people. Howard, I reshaped Australia, I made Australia proud. Hawke and Howard both had terminal cases of short-man syndrome, but they obviously spend their spare time practicing their statsman type looks. They are the second and third longest serving PMs so they must have a lot to do with the pathetic standard of politics in Australia today. Kevin Rudd got more genuine respect on the world stage in a couple of years than Howard got in 10 yrs, Howard was mocked every time he went overseas and he lapped it up; he obviously believes he was "a giant on the world stage". The Hawke and Howard years were a soap opera, "look at me, look at me, look at me", the biggest part of them was their egos. The big issues were blow-waves, plucked eyebrows, cosmetic dentistry, and smirk consultants. This was Australia's great age of reform.

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